About

Greetings.

Captain Canard is an experiment in demented wit, deranged absurdity, and odd humor.

Captain Canard will feature:

  • witty bits of whimsy
  • weird, silly stories
  • dubious discourse
  • writing prompts
  • a vocabulary word or two
  • corrupted clipart, photographs, and illustrations
  • moot news and notes
  • advertisements
  • links to other places
  • tweets
  • friendly reminders
  • tips and tantrums
  • a search engine
  • nonsense
  • questions about ponies
  • more advertisements
  • grins of suppressed bitterness
  • RSS feed
  • nautical terminology
  • groan-inducing seafaring puns
  • recommendations
  • long gazes into the distance contemplating nothing
  • comments of a political nature
  • fictional autobiographical stories
  • optimistic attempts that will ultimately fail
  • future plans
  • insightful advice about ill-gotten gains
  • respectful praise for books
  • irony and ambiguity
  • unique juxtapositions